The poke

To all you Facebookers out there:
        Why do you poke me? Is it some coy attempt to say, "Hey I want attention?" What if I poked you in person? You wouldn't like that, I would be liable to get maced. Trust me. What else is in a poke? It could be a metaphor, a blunt or sharp one, as in referring to the girth of your internet penis. My web-junk is pretty polite. Only sniffing around other like minded voids, that would be you, ladies... Because the vagina and especially the web-vagina wants to be poked, right? Filled like and ore barge and sent down river. I hate to say it but you're probably not my type anyways. On the unlikely event I would "Poke" you in real life or otherwise, it would be meant to say, "Hey, I'm Tim, I wanna finger you with my penis." But since I rarely hand out that compliment don't hold your breath for it, I'm not into Necrophilia. so next time you "Poke" someone (or something) give it a little thought, I do. look where that has gotten me? I'm flavorfully unsavory. Like a sun-rotted rib-eye. to some I'm a delicacy, the people who enjoy the finer things. To others I offend their "Delicate palettes." Well ok. I'm fine with that. I want to be enjoyed by people with awful taste, not squandered by the masses, and you people should be too. Stop it with the internet spam of the, "Poke." That shit is as weak as my diluted urine. You're better than that, and by better I mean: horrible. Horrible horrible people, the lot of you. you disgust me to the point of discharge. but since I like vomit porn, take that as a compliment. take it where you want it too, I'm a fan of glory holes myself, something to say about a hole cut in a wall, and I believe that statement is "Lets put our dicks in it!" In ways the poke is an internet glory hole, guilt free pleasure with no strings attached. Poke a random stranger, move on: Simple. So I leave you with this - The poke: The American dream incarnate. Reduced to putting your dick in a hole.